Fake IPL Player and Nicks

Man, I tell you guys this is one of those blogs that has the power to keep people off porn.As long as as i can remember this is the longest i've spent on the internet reading something and not searchin for anything raunchy.

The subject of the blog is interesting enough but the characters built in it are superb. Also there is a great amount of mystery surrounding the blogger as he claims to be from the KKR camp itself.

Furthermore the nicknames used are not only innovative but too damn funny (specially that of sreesanth).Some of them make good sense as well while some are just good fun.This is the reason i've dedicated my blog trying to explain the nicknames in a bit more detail so that when people read the relevant blog it'll all make sense to them.

If you want to make the most out of the nick names I suggest you first read the blog.
http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/

Aila = Sachin Tendulkar (obivious reason as the keyword "Aila" is synonymous with the little master)

Appam Ch@#$%a = Shantakumaram Sreesanth (lolz :Appam is delicacy from kerala and the explitive is for the attitude the former shows on and off the field)

Arnold Power = Ramesh Powar (Due to his physique)

Babli = Preity Zinta (Simple enuf)

Baja of Baroda = Anshuman Gaekwad (he's from baroda and was a former indian coach)

Bangla Tiger = Mashrafe Mortaza (he's the only player from Bangladesh)

Batliwala = Dr. Vijay Mallya (Liquor giant)

Bevdaa = Jesse Ryder (He's had drinking problems in the past)

Bhookha naan = John Buchanan (Rhymes well with his name)

Big Brother = Raj Kundra (He's linked to the Big sister)

Big Mac = Mathew Hayden (This one's again attributed to his physique)

Big sister = Shilpa Shetty (She had shot to fame when she won the Big Brother contest in UK some time back)

Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya (Am not sure about this one; just picked it off from some of the comments in the blog)

Bublee = Bret Lee (Rhymes well)

Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha (Rhymes well with his name)

Calypso = Chris Gayle (he's from that part of the world)

Castro = Fidel Edwards (His first name is the same as that of Fidel Castro, the former Cuban PM)

Candy Nickle = Andy bichel (simple enough as the blogger has made a reference to him being a
bowling coach)

Chatterjee Kaaku = The Old Guy from the Ad posted by the KKR(Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’

Deewar = Rahul Dravid (Famously known as "The Wall")

Dildo = SRK (This name is attributed to his overt involvement in minor aspects of the team)

Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar (Rhymes well)

Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma (lolz man; got no words or explanation for this one but it was obivious as the blogger had mentioned about a fielding lapse in the final over)

gilli danda = ashok dinda (Amazing rhyme)

Havaii Chappal = Greg Chapel (obivious)

Joker = Chang (who was from the Indian Idol series)

junta tormentor = ajanta mendis (rhyme again)

Kaan Moolo = Ajit Agarkar (it’s for his ears)

Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri (He's known to have a lot of female company)

Lady Jaya = Jayawardene (obivious)

Little John = Ishant Sharma (It's an irony as the bowler is 6 feet 4 inches tall)

Little sister = Shamitha Shetty (She's seen dancin in the syands wid Shilpa)

Lordie = Sourav Ganguly (He was a former lord of the national side and also he'll always remain a lord whenever offside play is discussed)

Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla (The name is attributed to his home state where a lot of people share the last name "Pandey")

Meera Bhai = Harbhajan (lolz again man: m not sure why the name but the blogger sure has some references to the slapgate scandal in IPL1 which points directly towards
bhajji)

Paedophile priest = Gilchrist (m not sure about the paedophile part but the priest is due to the fact that gilchrist is known to walk of the field without waiting for the umpires signal)

Pamela Indersingh/ RVR singh = VRV Singh (lolz man: the blogger has described him wearing figure hugging shirts, thereby drawing a lot of attention towards his pectoral region)

Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj Singh (Not much explanation required as he is from that region and is know to be a prince)

Ram = VVS Laxman (It's again pretty simple)

RDB = Ranadeb bose (Short form of the name itself)

Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi (lolz again: the name is attributed to her babe like attitude and not so babe like looks)

Shakespeare = Akash Chopra (He's a known writer in the KKR camp)

Sheikh of Tweak = Shane Warne (He's a sheikh all right; always seen with abundant female company)

Sheeghra Patan = Yousuf Pathan (simple enuf)

Skipper = McCullum (KKR's skipper)

Springbock = Rander Wyke (Didn't have any clue about this one, picked it up from one of the comments)

Sticky something = Ricky Ponting (lolz; good rhyme)

Stylebhai = Murali Karthik (due to his gawky sense of style with the sunglasses and the off beat hairdo)


--Addendum

Bubaan = Arindam Ghosh (hanging out with Buddhiman Baba (Wriddhiman Saha) and Gilli Danda (Ashok Dinda)...all of them play for Bengal)

Bunty = Ness Wadia (Babli's so called mate)

Chirkut Teli = Virat Kohli

Saala slimeball = Lalit Modi (Who else would head the Technical Committee other than this incarnation of Vince McMahon)

Chinnu popli= Bharat Chipli/shrewast goswami (Sreevats Goswami..he was the wicketkeeper for the U-19 World Cup winning team and he is short too)

Cool dude = M.S.Dhoni (obivious)

Durbaan = tom moody (coach of KXP)

Peter ka beta/Re peter = Kevin Peiterson (rather obivious)

Vakeel saab = kumar sangakkara (as he is a trained lawyer)

Will be back soon with some more thoughts.

Regards
shijoshisha